The definitive guide to study, by Clementine Inc

Sure, we've all got our own way. But this is mine, and I swear, it's worked every time:

1. Sneaky small glasses of red wine early in the afternoon/evening before one partakes in study - something about relaxing before studying works for me;
2. Kumato and gourmet cheese toasties - delicious, but probably of little nutritional value. In any event, it matters not for study purposes; all that stress will sweat the fat out;
3. Browsing through the latest Frankie magazine - procrastination means your study will be all the more focused;
4. Listening to fun music, and having a dance when there's no one around - in my view, it's the only way to achieve the "dance like no one is watching" effect. Case in point - Sometimes by the Bandana Splits...